I happen to have some fireworks in my house. As for my neighbors, they were too impatient to wait until this day, so they fired all of them at once yesterday night. I guess even in a Mexican Neighborhood like mine really do have the American spirit, even waving the American flag on anything they can find. When I saw that, I was thinking about who would be fun to hang out with during 4th of July? As a person who likes to imagine his favorite game characters in real life, I bring you these ten people that would be so fun to hang out with during the day we claimed our independence. Hello and welcome to this American Countdown.
10. Pyro (TF2)
A fire obsessed freak that likes anything that glows or explodes, this guy would be a big hand at a party, having a flamethrower to can burn anything well over a hundred degrees. Easy to make fast steaks and would even light a bonfire for you and your pals for the night. And if you forgot to buy fireworks, Pyro always has them on hand, always firing those things as he stares blank faced at them.
9. Frank West (Dead Rising)
Frank West is a photojournalist who has covered wars and even the zombie's first outbreak. And in that same outbreak, learned how to makes some great drinks out of it that give you some strange super enhanced abilities. Who wouldn't want to take less damage when messing with fireworks? And who knows if he knows how to make a soberer drink incase of that classic hangover.
Besides, you would love to hear what he had experienced in those wars he's always proud of boast about. A great, old, American war story is always a Patriotic tribute to share among those willing to hear.
8. Captain Falcon (F-Zero)
A legendary racer that has a hovering car that can go over hundreds of miles and possibly hit the speed of light. Although, physicists say that doing so will destroy the earth, but wouldn't that be fun to experience? Well, maybe not, but racing is a good old American sport, so a little street race with the legendary Captain Falcon would be more than fun... That is... If he doesn't try to push you off the road that is....
7. Geralt of Rivia (Witcher)
Geralt sounds like a fun man. He has been in fighting clubs and entered tournaments of such and also likes to drink, so under that tough hide is something enthusiastic. Having some fights with him would be fun, harmless ones of course, giving everyman a challenge. But if you wanna defeat him in a mind game, why not a game of Gwent, see if Ciri isn't the only one that can beat him.
Plus, he might know a few people back home that can bring some party things like fireworks, jugglers, circus acts and maybe some pimps to bring their women to the party.
6. The Dragonborn
He is a Nord... That means he has many an experience with after-battle parties. That also means he knows how to party and knows how to hold his liquor. And seeing that he has a spaceless inventory, he can bring as much beer as he can without feeling the weight! And he knows what is good beer, bringing even the best and sweetest beer he can find. What about the food, you ask? He's got plenty just for his adventures, to feed a horse for a week. You know he's got food! Although, he'd be a handful, seeing that he can kill someone without a single thought, but you know he would just be a fun handful seeing he's being in a party enjoying himself.
5. Princess Zelda
You would never think a Princess, a royal descent of Hylion blood, would be more than just a royal descent. I mean, she is her own responsibility, so she can order her servants to bring the royal supply of Lon Lon Milk and as much food as she can and maybe invite some neighbor royals like the Gorons to bring their local merchant to sell some great items for a cheap price. All in all, Zelda has some privileges that only she can do and having her for a party sounds more than a party.
4. Ashen One (Dark Souls 3)
Ashen One is a man/woman of despair, knowing nothing, but pain and suffering. We don't know what that feels like, but we all know that she/he can take as much pain as she can. If you want a crazy party, bless your bonfire with the coiled sword and can have fun killing her as much as you want. Sounds cruel, but you know he's been through more than that a day. And upon that, bring some strange pieces of food that can do some of the coolest things... Or just play with the glowstones all day.
3. Cayde-6 (Destiny)
Cayde is one of the three inspiration for each Guardian in the galaxy and seems to make you wonder why he was even qualified as such. But at least he knows what fun is. He can bring some things to shoot at to your party as he shows off his moves as a gunslinger and maybe bring some exotic weapons for everyone to test out. He might get in trouble in the process, but he did all for the fun of a forgotten holiday in his time.
2. Harry Tipper (Timesplitters)
A groovy dude in a groovy outfit, he is a spy of the 70's that tries to bring peace to all the war in the world. After hearing him say groovy in that accent, you know there's a reason why he always wears a smile and those sunglasses on his face. Let's just say he can have fun in a groovy way.
1. Liberty Prime
A robot that can destroy a building by looking at it. How can that not be a fun thing to play with? I know this is not hanging out with a person, but who wouldn't want be the one controlling this commy killing machine? You can destroy fireworks in the air, making for a more beautiful explosion, demolish useless stuff in your backyard, like that old car you kept since the 8th grade, and maybe make him into a full on DJ, making some sick ass beats bra!
Who do you think would be a fun dude or gal to hang out with on the day we declared independence? I know there are some great people out there in the gaming world that I missed, so tell me on this fun day! It was really fun writing this, so I hope you enjoyed and 'til next time...
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