Developers reflect the company they work at and vise versa. The impressions we get from those companies matter because that shows our overall thoughts on the companies. I mean, since 2015, people have been identifying Konami as a heartless, greed machines that wants to kill anything great about them. If that’s no evident that we like to give those kinds of companies an identity, so here’s all the ones I want to point out! Hello and welcome to this really strange post.
Playstation, The Giver of Storytellers
I know there are some platformers they’ve been making in the past, but that was back when Platformers were famous. Now, games likes to follow this standard of decent storytelling and derive their games on that factor. What about the gameplay? Well, who cares when the games are all about the story? And trust me, there is so much story to care about, you will forget the awful pieces of gameplay there is in the game, and the small amount of fun you will get you’ll have to work for! But what about Knack, you say? We don’t talk about that game… We don’t… I know that was an exclusive that was produced and planned by Playstation, but we do not mention or think about that game at all.
Nintendo, The Polishers
If you ever watch a playthrough of a Nintendo game (if they don’t copyright it), the person playing it will mention the ever so famous words “Nintendo Polish.” It’s has been burned into the minds of gamers and has been the ultimate judgement for games played made the normies out there. Nintendo makes a game that has a minor mechanic that most players would try to exploit can’t be exploited. What do you call that? Nintendo Polish. Every other game can’t do this because they’re not Nintendo. I mean, c’mon! They’re Nintendo! Nintendo knows all, knows everything, proper keepers of game design!
Activision, The Creators of CoD
Freaking Normies, everyone knows that Activision is God! Just kidding, what I’m trying to say is that no one can name a single game by Activision that’s not Call of Duty. I can understand why, they made this game a yearly released title, why wouldn’t you think they made CoD? I mean, they did make games like Skylanders, buyout Crash Bandicoot, were legends back in the Atari days and made and tried to milk the Guitar Hero genre, games you would never imagine would be made by the CoD creators, right? It’s kind of bad, but it gives them the money.
EA, The Pot of Gread
Draw two cards, please. EA has always been the company that makes games for their better being. You will never escape an EA title that doesn’t have you spend real money for goods like Cosmetics or Easy Unlocks. Their biggest controversy was how their latest game was nothing, but a Pay 2 Win game. The company has done this kind of greed before, but on a smaller scale than this. I guess their lasting imprint in the world will be how they ruined a great looking franchise.
Konami, Use to be Great
Remember when Konami was great? Pepperidge Farms remembers. Konami was a great company that made some memorable games like the Metal Gear series, Contra, Bomberman, Silent Hill and even the beloved TMNT game on the SNES. What even happened to their name? The company had a great name for what it’s worth and had some great line of game, what made them so hated and created the hashtag F**k Konami? Oh… They fired and disrespected the most beloved developer of the company, creator of the even more beloved series, Metal Gear Solid, Hideo Kojima. Wow… You killed yourself when you thought about it, Konami. Since he was out of the company, same goes with him working on the latest MGS game, giving us the game unfinished and gave Collector’s Edition Owners the what you had left of the game, to make us even more mad. Well, there name will be forgotten in the void of our minds until our generation dies, never to be talked about with respect or with a kind attitude. Sorry Konami, you were d*cks to Hideo. So ends your legacy.
Bethesda, Leaders of Single-Player
When you think about Bethesda, what do you think of? No, not the glitches. Yes! The fact that most of the games they’ve made are single-player! You thought I would kick that dead horse? Ha, I’m not that desperate for low hanging fruit! There hasn’t been many companies ready to take that kind of risk to create a game that would dare to not have multiplayer, because the game would end there and there wouldn’t be an active player-base to rely on for potential sequels. It can drive the game down because of how much less there is compared to game like Call of Duty or Battlefield. Bethesda, as brave as they are, they make games for the singleplayer-elitists out there and they love it. It might not be great game or completely finished, but at least they tried. I loved their take on Wolfenstein and Doom so much that it’s surprising they even made games like Elder Scrolls or Fallout. They might have tried to take advantage of the games with paid mods, but we shouldn’t get too far into that… Should never mentioned… Never…
That’s everything that would make me write about a paragraph of each company! Seriously, there were so many that would be summed up with just a few words. I mean… Naughty Dog… Uncharted is the only words that come to mind. Well, I hope you enjoyed this satirical piece of mine (And when I say Satirical, I mean it. Please don’t take what I said seriously), because it was fun to write. As always…
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