Okay, I turned 17 about three days ago and that means I gotta buy things with my money even though I don't get an allowance. And with buying my own stuff, I have to deal with some of the strangest of people. Some of the time it's not even in the public. Hello Wandering Traveler and welcome to this blog about my experience with the people of this awful world.
This a more online deal and it's typical and predictable entry. It was on G-Mod. Laugh at me all you want and mock me, Console peasants, but I know some of you PC players know what I'm going to tell you. I was playing on a City RP server. For those that don't know what RP means, it basically Role Play.
I was on there as a Hobo and just wanted to fool around. Since I was a Hobo, whenever an admin pulled me or if I was accused for RDM or Fail RP, I would say I was being a Hobo. You might say the Mayor job is great when you can create your own laws, but what happens when you get impeached? Anyways, I got off topic I got on a server as a Hobo and just thought to myself, "I need a Hobo spot!"
The server had hardly any restrictions for the props, so I spawned some junk: An oven, a few boxes, a pile of trash and a dumpster bin for some added effect. The next thing I know, a kid comes up to me and tells me he's trying to do a show. I ask him where his your show is and tells me it's in the street. I was obviously quite aways in the forest, so him telling me that was pointless. I tell him that I'm not disturbing him, but like the bratty kid he was, he yelled at me saying I was in the way. I don't know why he wanted to do this, but he did it. I told him that if I was in the way, then he can move. He did and I was glad he did. I continued to do what I was doing and had some new friends with me. They were all hobos as well and made their own hobo camps. They all named their camps, like "Candy Mountain" or "Fort Awesome." I named mine "Heavy Dump." Nothing special, but that was it's name.
As we just messed around with corpses we found in the streets, an Admin comes in and asks us what we were doing. He sounded like an adult, so he could be reasonable. A friends just tells him that we were messing around with props. He floats over us and looks over a giant camp a fellow hobo made and says "Whose is this piece of crap?" We all explain it was a hobo camp and we all have our spots to put our camps. I knew something like this was going to happen. He begins smack his lips in the mic in a sassy way and tells us this can't happen. We all groan and ask why. His explanation was this:
"The props are destroying the server. Our players are experiencing lag because of this! " we all shout in a mirmir as he tried to shush us. "And you," he looks at me, "You were minging earlier. I'm sorry, but I can tell you are all minges, so I'm going to have to take away your 'Camps."
He brings out his Phis-Gun and deletes everything we had on our camps. We screamed at him telling him we weren't doing anything! A guy brings out a gun and shoots him and oddly enough, he forgot to turn on God Mode. He was lying on the floor dead as all of us laughed at him for not setting his God Mode on. As we laughed for about 5 minutes, I see his name in the chat saying he banned someone. I notice that one of my fellow hobos were gone. Next thing we know, we were getting banned. This wasn't a simple ban for a week or something like that, we were getting perma-banned. As soon as it got to me, the explanation for my ban was "Minge, Prop Spam, Trying to crash sever and being a d*ck." That's what it said! I reported that to Play Guard.Org and left that be. This got me mad and my 4th unreasonable ban. That what you get when you try to be a hobo!
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Have you ever hated a job so much, you didn't care you did a thing or not? Well, I met someone like that in Game Stop. He wasn't a friend or anyone, just a new guy that just got in his job. I know most of the faces of the Employees in Game Stop, one of which is an active player I like to play in CoD, but this guy wasn't anyone I knew. I had to learn how he was and how he acted to talk to him or get a game. I got to the Xbone section and saw him with a freaking Eye Cover things or something... This thing!
He was wearing this while he was at work. I could his co-worker doing all the work for him as he sat near the Cash Register. I walk to the PS4 section and hear snoring! He starts snoring as loud as a motor on a Motorcycle. I couldn't find a game, so I thought to pre-order Bioshock Collection. I see other guy walk into the back leaving the guy snoring being our only choice. I wake him up as he snuffs and puff out of his sleep. "What do you want?!" shouts at us. Seriously, why would you ask that at a game shack? "I want to pre-order a game, sir?" I said in a questioning tone.
"Well, what do you want, kid?" I bet I'm older than you or at least 2 years younger than you. I told what I wanted he as he tried to get me to pay the price of the game itself. We tried to talk to him as his co-worker gets him off the Cash Register. He takes over and finishes it for me. As I get into my dad's van and drive away, I look at the receipt and see that he put me on pre-order for CoD Infinite Warfare. A game I have barely any desire to get, all I could do is blame that guy. I thought of telling my dad to go back, but we were already almost home. I told my dad when we got home. He tried to tell me it's a good game, but I didn't want to spend my 5 bucks on a game I don't want.
We waited for about three days and got to Game Stop to switch the pre-orders. I see the guy that co-worker there at the Cash Register from last time with another familiar face. I go to the guy and change the pre-order. I ask what happened to the other dude as he changed the pre-order. He says, "I don't know. I think the manager fired him. I'm kinda glad, though." I bet! He made you and your other co-workers do his work for him. I hope I never see that guy again.
These are the two experiences I had in both the real world and the pretend world. God, I hope you guys have never met anything like this, I would feel sorry for anyone who had to face this. Anyways, I hope you somewhat liked this and 'til next time...
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